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The Disney Princes Get Their Sexy Back

By jeannesager |

tarzanOK, I thought the idea of sexing up the Disney princes sounded mildly funny, so I jumped off a link over at Lemondrop declaring undying love to Ariel’s Prince Eric, and came up with this:

Prince Edward from Enchanted in ass-less chaps:

prince-edward

ICK!!

Pulled from Deviant Art, the images are certainly the princes like you’ve never seen them before. And I’ve got to hand it to them – for the most part, they’ve put a little sexy in some pretty ho hum images. Lemondrop – you’re right – Eric has it.

But the, ahem, packages on most of these “men” is a clear giveaway these aren’t for the little princesses in your life. And while you’ve got rank them seven miles above the actual porn made using Disney princesses, I couldn’t help feeling a teeny bit squicked. They’re just cartoon characters – I get it. But I know I’m going to be thinking about Tarzan’s pubes the next time I see the flick.

Do you think these are mmm good or uh uh no way?

Images: David Kawena

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Jeanne Sager is a freelance writer and photographer living in upstate New York with her husband and daughter, Jillian. She maintains a blog of her award-winning columns at jeannesager.blogspot.com.

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0 thoughts on “The Disney Princes Get Their Sexy Back

  1. PlumbLucky says:

    Just sayin…aren’t all chaps, by definition, assless? (Used to show horses…own several pairs, cannot say I’ve seen a pair with an ass…)

  2. Mistress_Scorpio says:

    PlumbLucky, I was saying just the same thing last night. Maybe the “assless” is more about not wearing pants underneath the chaps? Anyway, I clicked the link and looked at the pics. It seems to me that like the sexed up Disney princesses, the sexed up Disney men are for a male audience, albeit with a different sexual orientation.

  3. PlumbLucky says:

    M_S – yeah, that’s just the sort of random mood I’m in today :-) . The statement just struck me as funny!

  4. jenny tries too hard says:

    wow, the redundancy of “assless chaps” is what y’all are talking about…I guess I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

  5. Mistress_Scorpio says:

    Can’t get *that* in the gutter… it’s cartoon peen.

  6. heysway says:

    I had some of these posted on my blog a year ago. I LOVE THEM. Obviously – this aint your daughters Disney, but as an adult I totally appreciate the skill these artists have. Hey I grew up on Disney, and let’s just say my tastes have changed a bit since I was…4

  7. Aurastar Taijiya says:

    What do you expect?

    This is the Internet.

    Rule 34. “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.”

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