Easter isn’t my thing, man. Never liked the candy and never really gelled to the whole Easter Bunny concept and the tenuous tie-in with Jesus. While I think Jesus was probably a great guy who did a whole lot of nice stuff for some folks I don’t really know how much I believe in resurrection and all that. I like my walking dead to be on television, is what I’m saying.
So… Easter. Yeah. I don’t think I’ve met a bunny that isn’t terrifying in his or her own special way. They all seem to be escaped mental patients posing as bunnies so they can get close enough to drink your blood. Or something.
Last year Babble hosted an Easter Photo gone wrong contest wherein y’all submitted your Easter Photos and I am telling you what: stick to photos of the kids in their Easter ensembles standing in the garden next to some flowers or something. Leave the bunny out of it. Below are twenty reasons why:
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