I have laughed out loud several times in the past couple hours while putting together this edition of the ten funniest tweets from parents on Twitter. Thar be some funny folks out there, y’all. Especially @yoyoha, who hits more home runs on Twitter than Barry Bonds or whomever was slamming it out of the park in their heyday. And he doesn’t even use steroids. At least, I don’t htink he does. But I can’t be sure. Seriously. Follow him. Yoyoha, I mean. Not Barry Bonds. But you can follow Barry Bonds too, if you want although I have no idea if dude is on Twitter.
*Note: If Barry Bonds is not the right dude for this comparison cut me some slack, wouldja? It took several minutes of googling baseball, home runs and steroids to come up with that name.
In case you missed it, you can check out last week’s Twitter Tracker. Some of the same people are featured again because, well, because they’re funny as hell, man.
If you know anyone who’s knocking ‘em dead on Twitter, send me a link. Especially if you know of any mamas like (@kellyoxford) who are killing it on a regular basis.
Go follow these people on Twitter because you will laugh, I promise. It’s funny because it’s true!
Okay, enough with the preamble. Here are some of the funniest tweets about parenting you’ll ever read.
Monica Bielanko was born and raised on the wild frontier of late 1970's Utah. She is a recovering Mormon who once went to see an unknown band from Philly and married the guitar player a few weeks later. She's been married to her Babble Voices writing partner, Serge Bielanko, for the past eight years. Along the way they have practiced and perfected the dark arts of couch dining, clandestine boozing, bambino wrangling, wide-open domestic warfare, and modern love. Her personal blog, The Girl Who was in the top ten of last year's Top 50 list. In addition to Babble Voices, Monica is featured on Strollerderby, and Toddler Times. She also regularly updates her personal blog, The Girl Who.
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These are great!
These had me crying laughing!
HILAR!!
I think the only way the human race has continued through the centuries is that Sense of Humor exists. Thank God.
These were exactly what i was missing to close a otherwise tiring day