Tuesday Twitter Tracker: 10 Hilarious Tweets From ParentsMonica Bielanko
This week we see some hilarious tweets from the usual suspects and a few new faces.
A reminder! Tweet me (@MonicaBielanko) the funniest stuff you see on Twitter so I can showcase it here next week!
Okay! Now then. Here are the 10 funniest tweets of the week and I promise you, you will laugh.
@shanenickerson: Some day my kids will wear icarly shirts ironically.
@alliemackay: Mom called to tell me she’s ok w/ me not giving her grandkids. I said it’s ok she drinks boxed wine w/ an ice-cube. We both lied.
@mathowie: Today the role of “my daughter” will be played by a young actor rehearsing a Veruca Salt role in an upcoming Willy Wonka reboot.
@dooce: Night out on the town with our 7-year-old. First, strib club. Second, cock-fighting. Finally, crafts.
@shanenickerson: My god, I have a good laugh when it’s someone else’s kid making a scene.
@essdogg: I believe, from the bottom of my heart, that children sweat potato chip crumbs.
@alittlepregnant: Someone just found my site by Googling “stupid ass birth plan”. Welcome! Welcome to eight years of my blog.
@sarajensen: 4 yr olds. Why are you doing that? No don’t put a marker in your ear. Don’t put a drumstick in your nose. Like living on the set of Jackass.
@kellyoxford: It’s not even 8 am and I’m in bed watching Barney with a 2 year old, in case you ever wondered how much bulls#!t I’d put up with.
@shanenickerson: Every now and then, my wife and I like to go out alone to remember what life was like before kids. We drink a lot.
Catch up with the Tuesday Twitter Tracker Series!