Plucked turkeys are just inherently funny. When I was a kid, my mom would always make the turkey do a little dance while she was rinsing it and preparing it for Thanksgiving. It’s the wings, I think. They’re just irresistible that way.
Of course now we have the joy that is the Internet for sharing that exact kind of demented humor.
Here are my ten favorite turkeys of the Internet right now!
Happy Thanksgiving! 1 of 11Click the arrows to scroll through and enjoy these 10 wild turkeys.
Nice hat. 2 of 11I like how the nose gives it kind of a Squidward look.
(Photo Credit: dumpaday)
Adorbz enough to eat. 3 of 11Because nothing says "festive" like a photo op that involves putting your baby on a serving platter.
(Make it yourself with instructions from Martha Stewart)
They’re like this every year. 4 of 11This is what happens when my family has a little too much boxed wine with our Thanksgiving dinner.
(Photo Credit: QuickMeme)
Chillaxin’. 5 of 11Just chillaxin' In the hot tub with my peeps.
(Photo Credit: Anorak)
It’s just not the Internet without bacon. 6 of 11No matter how crazy your family is, this bacon-wrapped turkey would be worth it.
(Photo Credit: Flickr/echoforsperg)
This is the year. 7 of 11This is the year that the the turkey fights back.
(Photo Credit: Funny Pics)
Aunt Kim is really excited about Thanksgiving. 8 of 11
Nope. Nothing disturbing about this at all. 9 of 11And just like that, that last crocheted turkey hat seems really, really normal.
(Available at: Fancie That)
Ermahgerd 10 of 11I would like more Stervetop Sterffing with my mershed pertaters.
(Photo Credit: Meme Generator)
Haters gonna hate. 11 of 11You can't buy this kind of swagger. It just comes naturally.
(Photo Credit: Pleated Jeans)