The Widow and the Divorcee, Episode 7: Two and a Half Men CANCELLED

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Charlie Sheen, curing his addiction with his mind.

The news spread like wildfire today that CBS and Warner Bros. execs have decided to cancel the hit sitcom Two and a Half Men because of star Charlie Sheen’s struggle with addiction, coupled with the anti-Semitic remarks he made against show creator, Chuck Lorre.  Sheen called in to Infowars’ Alex Jones’ radio show yesterday, ranting about how he’d cured himself of his drinking and drug habits by using his brain (“I have a disease? Bullsh*t! I cured it, with my mind.), and referring to Lorre as Chaim Levine.  He told Jones:

There’s something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that’s Chuck’s real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he’s above the law.

Uh, looks like someone’s projecting!

As I previously mentioned, my mother was extremely upset when she found out her beloved Two and a Half Men would no longer air.  Here’s what she told me: