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You Might Be a Blogger If…

Bloggers are a unique species, and it’s a good thing too.

We bloggers spend a lot of time observing, wallowing in self-reflection, and communicating because it’s like oxygen for us. We’re wicked smart, programmed to think out loud, and desperate to connect to ideas bigger than our own. Oh yeah, we’re freakin’ funny as hell too.

My fellow blogger Monica wrote the hilarious and ever-so-true You Know You’re a Mommy-Blogger If … where she nailed our kind right down to our adorbs habit of posting sappy letters addressed to our child.

Having a blog isn’t the only thing that makes you a blogger; there are personality traits and weirdly wonderful habits that make you one of ours!

You might be a blogger if …


  • You still feel a teeny thrill … 1 of 20
    You still feel a teeny thrill ...
    every time you click publish.

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  • Your girlfriends preface conversations with … 2 of 20
    Your girlfriends preface conversations with ...
    "Don't put this on your blog, but ... "

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  • You drink wine and tweet 3 of 20
    You drink wine and tweet
    #winechat #drunktweet #excusethetypos

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  • Youve been made to feel dirty … 4 of 20
    Youve been made to feel dirty ...
    ... (and not in a good way) by search terms.

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  • Youve ever secretly considered … 5 of 20
    Youve ever secretly considered ...
    ... recording your mom friends for blog ideas.

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  • You’ve spent four hours trying to get the spacing just right 6 of 20
    You've spent four hours trying to get the spacing just right
    The preview looks perfect! Why won't it publish that way?

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  • Your babys first word … 7 of 20
    Your babys first word ...
    ... was "blog".

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  • You have cyber BFFs 8 of 20
    You have cyber BFFs
    SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • You dream in HTML 9 of 20
    You dream in HTML
    <<<<<<<>>>>>>

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  • Your kids know what a blog is … 10 of 20
    Your kids know what a blog is ...
    ... and have an opinion about yours.

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  • Youve been bullied online 11 of 20
    Youve been bullied online
    Fear not, the great Cecily K. has a theory.

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  • You realize you should have … 12 of 20
    You realize you should have ...
    ... paid closer attention to grammar in school.

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  • You face motherhood embarrassment … 13 of 20
    You face motherhood embarrassment ...
    ... with a twinge of excitement knowing it makes for awesome blog fodder.

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  • You feel the urge to … 14 of 20
    You feel the urge to ...
    ... hashtag outside the Twitterverse. #perfectlyhealthy #perfectlynormal

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  • You feel like you’ve been blogging for a hundred years … 15 of 20
    You feel like you've been blogging for a hundred years ...
    ... even though its only been 10 months.
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  • Spam comments are so complimentary … 16 of 20
    Spam comments are so complimentary ...
    ... you consider approving them.

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  • Your pseudonym sounds … 17 of 20
    Your pseudonym sounds ...
    more natural to you than your own name.
  • You secretly daydream about … 18 of 20
    You secretly daydream about ...
    ... being recognized IRL by your blog.
    ... being offered a book deal/column/hosting gig.
    ... someone naming their baby after you.

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  • You mourn the loss of … 19 of 20
    You mourn the loss of ...
    ... a follower, like, circle, or subscriber.

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  • You you assume that lost follower died … 20 of 20
    You you assume that lost follower died ...
    ... because it's the only logical explanation (may they rest in peace).

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