Holy toothache, Batman. I almost died when I read this story: a Polish woman is under investigation for medical malpractice after pulling out all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth. I’m sorry, let me say that again. SHE TOOK EVERY SINGLE TOOTH OUT OF HIS FACE.
Oh my God.
“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”
I mean, it’s not funny, of course. But as Yahoo! notes, “If you’re planning a trip to the dentist, it might not be the wisest decision to make your appointment with the person you just broke up with.” Mackowiak’s ex, 45-year-old Marek Olszewski, “showed up at Mackowiak’s dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a “heavy dose” of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.”
Olszewski told reporters, “She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.” He also said his new girlfriend left him after she saw him without teeth. This guy can’t get a break when it comes to break-ups!