Making mom friends is tough. It’s all the nervousness of dating plus a toddler trying to punch you in the neck. Here are some pickup lines to help you ease into a friendship with that cool new mom at the park.
Your baby looks so sweet, he's giving me a cavity.
Every mom thinks their kid is the best. Woo them by appealing to their mom ego and complimenting their baby.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of having an adult conversation.
If you can talk to a mom about something else besides her kids, you will have a BFF.
I like my mom friends like I like my coffee: hot, bitter, and full of milk.
...Unless you use formula. Then, that works too.
Coffee is every moms life blood. Ask her out for some. Or better yet, bring a cup for her to your next play date. The mom who gives coffee is the mom with a latte friends. (Get it? It would be funny if you had more coffee.)
So, come to this park often?
I'm not saying I've gone to parks just because the moms I like will be there, because that would be stalking. Right?
I see your toddler pees on the library floor too.
Every mom needs a little solidarity. So, grab some paper towels and give her a smile. That lady wiping pee off the floor could be your new best friend.
Did the sun come up or did you smile? Either way it's too early and my kid won't go back to sleep.
A smile goes a long way to saying, "I see your kid is throwing sand, but I think you are cool. Let's be friends."
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts because your kids are driving you crazy.
Carry snacks. Moms love snacks.
My kids call me "mom", but you can call me for a playdate anytime.
Ask her for your number. You can do it. Just make sure you don't text her emoticons of tears and wine until after the second playdate.
Somebody call the cops, because it's illegal for a lady to look that good after just having a baby.
Seriously, moms love a good compliment.
Are these kids Jamaican? Because I could really use a tropical vacation.
Also, they Jamaican me crazy.
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