As some of you know, I totally think that the animals are trying to take over the world (see I KNEW I was right! Animals ARE taking Over the World). My latest findings further prove my point. The economy has been down and unemployment up. I have news for you, it’s not the Democrats OR the Republicans who are to blame. It’s the animals!
Rather than hire people, companies have been brainwashed into thinking that animals are the best spokesmodels for their products. There are a lot of people out of work because animals are “hogging” all the jobs! It’s time to step up to the plate people! If we want to get our jobs back, we have to start being cuter and more adorable than the animals.
Click through the pictures below to see examples of how animals cause unemployment.