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Dear Hipsters, These Pets Rock Fedoras Better Than You

Hipster goldfish is depressed. His hat, however, makes me happy.

It’s officially summer! Which inexplicably means it’s also time for hipsters everywhere to sport those little fedoras. I really don’t get the look, because I’m not sure why anyone wants sweaty hat-head without the benefit of at least some decent sun protection. But that’s probably because I’m a mom.

However, these pets rock the fedoras. Check out these 11 pets out-hipping the hipsters.

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  • Theater Cat is a method actor. 1 of 11
    Theater Cat is a method actor.
    He is the fedora.
    (Photo Credit: Claudia Rehder)
  • Hipster bulldog totally listened to Arcade Fire before you. 2 of 11
    Hipster bulldog totally listened to Arcade Fire before you.
    Is so over them since they contributed to Hunger Games soundtrack.
    (Photo Credit: iStockphoto)
  • Hipster cat has perfected thousand-yard stare. 3 of 11
    Hipster cat has perfected thousand-yard stare.
    Or is possibly contemplating scratching your eyes out for making him wear this little hat.
    (Photo Credit: C'mere D Cat)
  • Hipster Yorkie found a new place to shop. 4 of 11
    Hipster Yorkie found a new place to shop.
    You've never heard of it.
    (Photo Credit: Etsy)
  • Hipster goldfish wore fedoras before they were mainstream. 5 of 11
    Hipster goldfish wore fedoras before they were mainstream.
    Get it? Main stream? Sigh...sorry.
    (Photo Credit: goldfish, iStockphoto; additional nonsense by Joslyn Gray)
  • Hipster Kitten channels Frank Sinatra. 6 of 11
    Hipster Kitten channels Frank Sinatra.
    But only listens to him ironically.
    (Photo Credit: Heinous Hats)
  • Hipster dog has nothing to say. 7 of 11
    Hipster dog has nothing to say.
    You wouldn't understand, anyway.
    (Photo Credit: iStockphoto)
  • Hipster Kitty was into ‘hipster kitty’ meme before it was cool. 8 of 11
    Hipster Kitty was into 'hipster kitty' meme before it was cool.
    He's moved on.
    (Photo Credit: Etsy)
  • Hipster poodle left his androgynous scarf at the coffee shop. 9 of 11
    Hipster poodle left his androgynous scarf at the coffee shop.
    Is inspired to write angsty poem about it.
    (Photo Credit: iStockphoto)
  • Hipster guinea pig rocks handmade hipness. 10 of 11
    Hipster guinea pig rocks handmade hipness.
    Was into crocheting before it was hip, and is back into it now that everyone's over it.
    (Photo Credit: Floret Gifts)
  • Um, obviously. 11 of 11
    Um, obviously.
    Oh, there you are, Perry.
    (Photo Credit: Disney)

(Photo Credit: goldfish, iStockphoto. Additional nonsense by Joslyn Gray for Babble Pets.)

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