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10 Baby Slogan Tees: The Funny and The Not So Much

By Rebekah Kuschmider |

More and more often, baby fashion seems to be an extension of the parents’ personal style. Sure, you can still get plain, colored shirts for little babies and kids but there is a growing selection of clothes that feature retro graphics of 80’s icons, cutesy slogans, or fancy brands in kiddie sizes.

Some of the slogan-tees I’ve seen for babies recently have been perfectly adorable and make me laugh out loud. Some make me take pictures of them while I’m shopping and post them to Facebook along with cuss words to describe how I feel about them.

Here are a few of the baby clothes slogans I’ve come across lately, the good, the bad, the geeky, and the “Oh HELL no”.

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Clothes with Slogans for Babies and Kids

Mommy what???

Years from now, psychiatrists will be helping people get over the sneaking suspicion their parents didn't really want them after they see their baby pics in this shirt.


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About Rebekah Kuschmider


Rebekah Kuschmider

Rebekah Kuschmider is a writer and mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, who has socialist tendencies and a blog. She lives with her husband and two kids outside of Washington, DC. You can read her work regularly at Stay At Home Pundit and The Broad Side. Her work has also been seen at Salon, Redbook, and The Huffington Post. Read bio and latest posts → Read Rebekah Kuschmider's latest posts →

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3 thoughts on “10 Baby Slogan Tees: The Funny and The Not So Much

  1. joslyngray says:

    Love the math one!

  2. Ashleigh says:

    I’ve seen some very inapropriate t shirts as well. The worse one I have seen is one that said “hung like a 5 year old”!!!! I was disgusted.

  3. Kelly says:

    I think you are taking it a bit far with the ‘my goal is to be cute’ onesie for boys. Boy or girl, babies are cute. period.

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