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10 Ridiculous Pregnancy Questions From Yahoo! Answers

I used to think there was no such thing as a dumb question. Really, there isn’t because it’s always better to ask than not know and assume or have your facts wrong. Then, the internet came and places popped up where you could ask anonymous questions and because I have way too much time on my hands (read: my kids don’t sleep at night), I found myself reading anonymous questions and scratching my head. Can people really be this clueless? What does that say about education or are people just trying to get a laugh and ask the strangest thing they can think of?

I think it’s a mixture of the two on Yahoo! Answers, a place where people can ask anything (anonymously if you want) and get answers from anyone who cares to chime in. Sometimes the answers are funnier than the questions and are worth a read for a laugh as well.

I was browsing on the site and found some really funny (and sad and bizarre) questions and answers about getting pregnant and pregnancy itself and got a good chuckle out of them.

Click through to see 10 ridiculous questions asked about pregnant on Yahoo! Answers (and the funny replies they got):

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  • Girlfriend Ain’t Had Period Since 1 of 10
    Girlfriend Ain't Had Period Since
    "Since my girlfriend got pregnant she ain't been having her period. Do you think the baby is drinking the blood?
    I am still laughing. still.
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • Can You Get Pregnant From Kissing? 2 of 10
    Can You Get Pregnant From Kissing?
    "Because I was going to give my cousin a kiss....I'm 36 she's 11"
    There are no words for this one.
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • If A Woman Takes A Man’s Semen … 3 of 10
    If A Woman Takes A Man's Semen ...
    "Don't ask me where I read it, but I did."
    Where do people come up with this stuff?
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • Is There Any Way I Can Get This Popular Guy… 4 of 10
    Is There Any Way I Can Get This Popular Guy...
    "I THINK I am mature enough ... is there anyway I can poke holes in the condom?"
    There is just so much wrong with this one.
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • Is It True That You Can Get Pregnant From A Dog? 5 of 10
    Is It True That You Can Get Pregnant From A Dog?
    First, I am weirded out that someone is asking, second -- the answer "that's where werewolves come from", kills me.
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • Can Your Baby Get Pregnant? 6 of 10
    Can Your Baby Get Pregnant?
    The answer "Only on Thursdays", seriously so funny!
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • Is It At All Possible… 7 of 10
    Is It At All Possible...
    There really needs to be better sex education.
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • Why Is My Sperm So Powerful? 8 of 10
    Why Is My Sperm So Powerful?
    "I've only been with my girlfriend for about 4 weeks, but the doctor says she's 4 months pregnant."
    I have to really wonder if this is made up, has to be.. right?
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • OMG, Am I Pregnant? 9 of 10
    OMG, Am I Pregnant?
    "I can't handle a kid! I don't know what to do!"
    The additional details make me laugh, "WHAT SHOULD I NAME IT??, Like that's your biggest concern...
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers
  • My Girlfriend Is Pregnant and We Didn’t Have Sex 10 of 10
    My Girlfriend Is Pregnant and We Didn't Have Sex
    "How the F did this happen?"
    Apparently she "can't" cheat on him either... ha!
    Photo credit: Screenshot from Yahoo! Answers

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