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11 Funny Maternity T-Shirts

When you’re pregnant, you quickly get used to having the same conversation over and over again, answering questions like “When are you due?” “Is it a boy or a girl?” and “Wow, are you sure you won’t put us over this elevator’s weight limit?” Give yourself a break by wearing one of these T-shirts and let your bump do the talking.

Not Every Thing Stays in Vegas 1 of 11
What does stay in Vegas? Apparently not contraception.
Buy it at Motherhood Maternity.
Waiting for My Next Happy Hour 2 of 11
Little does the T-shirt wearer know that her definition of "happy hour" will soon change to any hour of uninterrupted sleep.
Buy it at A Pea In The Pod.
Keep Calm and Carry Baby 3 of 11
There'll be plenty of time to freak the $%*# out later.
Buy it at Motherhood Maternity.
Are We There Yet? 4 of 11
What's the rush, baby? Are you sure you want be out "there" when inside is so warm and cozy?
Buy it at A Pea In The Pod.
Bun in the Oven 5 of 11
This isn't a metaphor. She just had a really big breakfast.
Buy it at Motherhood Maternity.
Let Me Out! 6 of 11
Clearly, the impatient baby gestating in there has things to do and people to spit up on.
Buy it at A Pea In The Pod.
I Just Wanted a Back Rub... 7 of 11
Future birds-and-bees talk: You see, honey, when two people really love each other, the daddy gives the mommy a back rub and, "Poof!" out comes a baby.
Buy it at CrazyDogTshirts.com.
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Future birds-and-bees talk part 2: You see, honey, when two people really love each other, the daddy downloads a program to the mommy and, "Poof!" out comes a baby.
Buy it at CrazyDogTshirts.com.
Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat? 9 of 11
...Not as fat as your next box of Mallomars is going to make you look.
Buy it at CrazyDogTshirts.com.
This Girl Is Going to Be a Mom 10 of 11
Hey, the bump is down here, buddy!
Buy it at CrazyDogTshirts.com.
This Is My Last One...Seriously 11 of 11
...Unless she goes to Vegas again.
Buy it at CrazyDogTshirts.com.
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