Unless you just arrived back on solid Earth sometime in the last hour or two, you’ve at least been exposed to the force of reality TV nature that calls itself Duck Dynasty.
Like it or not, A&E hit the jackpot with the American masses when it debuted the show four short seasons ago. And the cast members have certainly seized their moment in the sun ever since.
Of course, DD isn’t for everyone, but that hardly matters when you’re pulling in gazillions of viewers every single episode. Evidently, this TV stuff isn’t exactly rocket science after all, huh? People like a simple story of a hard-working American family who eats dinner together and prays together and hunts ducks together and works together and laughs together and comes up with new, clever ways to make mega-bucks together all while dressing/looking like your average person ducking (no pun intended) down to Walmart for a loaf of ice cream or whatever.
Those Robertsons and their crafty producers all figured out one critical secret to success early on: no matter who you are or what you do, if the average person can somehow see themselves in you then you are golden.
And let’s face it, in America in 2013, when you’re golden, people are gonna name their kids after you. So…Hey Jack! Here are some baby names directly from Duck Dynasty as well as a bunch inspired by it.
So, choose wisely. And may all your babies be happy, happy, happy…
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