7 Things Never To Ask a Pregnant WomanMolly Thornberg
Are people getting bolder in their statements or is it just me?
While I haven’t had too much random stranger pregnant belly molestation this go around, the questions people ask I just couldn’t imagine asking someone – especially if I don’t even know them! Do people not think? Do they not care? Do they and just like seeing my reaction?
What are these questions?
Here are 7 Things To Not Ask a Preggo (Especially if you don’t even know her!):
Is Your Husband Getting Fixed? 1 of 7Is Your Husband Getting Fixed?
Really? Does the future state of our family and the ability of my husband to produce offspring really involve you needing to know?
Have You Dropped? 2 of 7Have You Dropped?
The knowing if it feels like the baby's head is going to fall out is really not something I care to share. Or think about.
How Much Weight Have You Gained? 3 of 7How Much Weight Have You Gained?
Because I LOVE thinking about how much weight I have put on... please ask me, I can't wait to TELL YOU. boo. FAIL!
How Far Are You Dialated? 4 of 7How Far Are You Dialated?
Again with the TMI questions. While I know you may have had a child, I have as well.. but that doesn't mean I like talking about my cervix to you.
You Haven’t Delivered Yet? 5 of 7You Haven't Delivered Yet?
I am standing in front of you, HUGE, with a baby kicking me in the groin.. NO, I haven't delivered yet.. thanks for reminding me.
Was This Planned? 6 of 7Was This Planned?
In other words, was this a mistake. People LOVE hearing about mistakes, especially when it involves a condom breaking or a missed pill.
Are You Having Twins? 7 of 7Are You Having Twins?
Gee, I know I am huge and all - but really do I want to hear that I am big enough that it looks like there are 2 kids in there. The doctor obviously missed that little fact of 2 heart beats, and little bodies growing in my belly. grr...
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