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Dear Unborn Child, I am Tired of PEEING All the Time!

Dear Unborn Child that I will birth in 22ish weeks,

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What is with all this peeing?!?!

I know it’s not your fault and I know constant peeing is part of this pregnancy deal – BUT sometimes I think there’s a button on my bladder that says “PEE!” and you are pushing it, every half hour. “PEE MOMMY! PEE!”

While your mom LOVES to laugh, I’m afraid I’ll sprinkle!




Case in POINT:
  • Last week, at work I counted 6 trips to the bathroom. And of COURSE I had forgotten my badge, so 6 different times I either borrowed a badge or waiting for someone to come in and out of the office door to let me in.
  • At the grocery store, I was in the store for a total of 20 minutes – with 2 trips to the bathroom and I had just gone before leaving for the store!
  • Last night, 3 times I woke up to pee – and I only slept for 6 hours.

There has to be a solution, other than Depends or adult diapers for this constant peeing without dehydrating myself.

Anyways, your mommy still loves you. Just stop pushing that PEE button.

Sincerely,

Your Mom

Image Credit: suite101.com and Molly’s handy PEE button graphic work

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