Top 20 Pregnancy Tweets 1 of 22Pregnancy brain? What pregnancy brain? These tweets prove that pregnant ladies can be as witty as the rest of us. From Mariah Carey to Pink to Tori Spelling, these are seriously some of the funniest, tech-savvy soon-to-be moms out there. Plus, a few hilarious dads and non-famous ladies who were just too funny to leave out!
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1. Swollen Feet
@MariahCarey — FYI- if my feet get any bigger I'm gonna start chargein 'em rent!!! (NY gansta voice:) uggggghhhhhhh
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2. Pregnancy brain
@kristencronin — Tried desperately to unlock and get into the wrong car in the parking lot at work today. I guess this whole pregnancy brain thing is real.
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3. Birth education class
@Pink — what i learned tonight in baby class: the most helpful thing my man can do in early labor, is feed his partner. i like it already...
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4. I cant reach my toes!
@Pink — now if someone would please help me with my pedicure, I can't reach my toes!!!!!!
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6. Packing for two
@jeweljk — cute dress? ☑ cute sweater? ☑ cute scarf? ☑ hideous Anti-swelling compression socks w ugly, but comfy, shoes 4 long flight? Check! Lol
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8. A pregnancy rap
@OfficialMelB — my humps my humps my lovely pregnant humps!!!
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9. Crazy cravings
@OCGalaxyFan — Pregnancy cravings have struck the wife, I bought $20 of fresh salmon and just as I started cooking she says that she wants to order pizza.
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10. Eau du pickles
@TiaMowry — This guy sitting next 2 me smells like pickles! My heightened sense of smell is kicking in! Bad timing!!!
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11. Safe sex
@OMGsuchTeen — Oooo you can have sex while youre pregnant.... well Im off then.........
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14. Baby name debate
@ToriandDean — Liam wants a boy named 'Spidey' & Stella wants a girl named 'Princess!'
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@Alyssa_Milano — Ummm...sometimes it freaks me out that I'm growing a human being inside of my body.
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18. Bath olympics
@OfficialMelB — getting an early night got a long shoot day tomoz, just had a bath and couldn't lift my big ass out until the 3rd attempt i laughed at myself
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20. Happy Easter!
@OfficialMelB — it's perfect being pregnant at easter, bring on ALL the chocolate, sexy chocolate!!!
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