Top 20 Pregnancy Tweets
The funniest 140-character bump-related blurbs
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1. Swollen Feet
@MariahCarey — FYI- if my feet get any bigger I'm gonna start chargein 'em rent!!! (NY gansta voice:) uggggghhhhhhh
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2. Pregnancy brain
@kristencronin — Tried desperately to unlock and get into the wrong car in the parking lot at work today. I guess this whole pregnancy brain thing is real.
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3. Birth education class
@Pink — what i learned tonight in baby class: the most helpful thing my man can do in early labor, is feed his partner. i like it already...
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4. I can’t reach my toes!
@Pink — now if someone would please help me with my pedicure, I can't reach my toes!!!!!!
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5. Bed rest blues
@doula_saint — So funny @KeepEmCookin: Four ways prison is better than bedrest. The T-shirt is here! http://t.co/IEt0FNw" bit.ly/eyFV6R #pregnancy #bedrest
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6. Packing for two
@jeweljk — cute dress? ☑ cute sweater? ☑ cute scarf? ☑ hideous Anti-swelling compression socks w ugly, but comfy, shoes 4 long flight? Check! Lol
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7. The other chick flick
@HollyES — preggie hormones have me crying more in the past 24 hours than I did watching "The Notebook." #pregnant #overlyemotional #36weeks #soclose
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8. A pregnancy rap
@OfficialMelB — my humps my humps my lovely pregnant humps!!!
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9. Crazy cravings
@OCGalaxyFan — Pregnancy cravings have struck the wife, I bought $20 of fresh salmon and just as I started cooking she says that she wants to order pizza.
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10. Eau du pickles
@TiaMowry — This guy sitting next 2 me smells like pickles! My heightened sense of smell is kicking in! Bad timing!!!
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11. Safe sex
@OMGsuchTeen — Oooo you can have sex while you’re pregnant.... well I’m off then.........
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12. How a softball star does pregnancy
@jfinch27 — Wearing all black, started my workout w/ a cup of Joe in hand, convincing myself walking IS a workout! #mypregnancy ;)
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13. Does this make me look fat?
@sarah_wells — This shirt makes me look huge. Oh wait, I AM huge. #36weeks #pregnant #3weeks2go
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14. Baby name debate
@ToriandDean — Liam wants a boy named 'Spidey' & Stella wants a girl named 'Princess!'
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15. Side-effect central
@blovdprincess — Red puffy eyes. Stuffed nose. Splitting headache. I'm not sure we're done yet for the day. #pregnant #damnhormones
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16. Alien
@Alyssa_Milano — Ummm...sometimes it freaks me out that I'm growing a human being inside of my body.
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17. The pregnant roll
@EdwardsKatie — Can't sit up in bed to get up. Now have to do a rather attractive roll off the side to find my feet. Hilarious #pregnancy
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18. Bath olympics
@OfficialMelB — getting an early night got a long shoot day tomoz, just had a bath and couldn't lift my big ass out until the 3rd attempt i laughed at myself
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20. Happy Easter!
@OfficialMelB — it's perfect being pregnant at easter, bring on ALL the chocolate, sexy chocolate!!!
*sigh*… not funny.
I used to be a hard core MC fan until she started getting past the age to wear some of the things she does. I adored her in her late 20′s when I was in 5th grade. Age appropriate PLEASE! Also found a quote from her stating When I see all those starving children on tv it makes me want to cry. I mean I’d love to be that skinny except without all the flies and death and stuff. Seriously?! No longer a fan. At this point she needs to put some clothes on, shut up, and have a serious reality check. The lime light has fried her brain. She is certainly NOT funny. I don’t often make negative comments but she is ridiculous.
Really sick of advertisements as a comment. Getting close to reporting this. If I wanted to see that crap I’d watch tv.