We know Kim Zolciak (of The Real Housewives of Atlanta) best for her big blonde wigs, married-man dating habits and Tardy For the Party singing, but she recently confirmed that she’s expecting her third child. No, not with Big Papa or even with Tracy Young, her lesbian fling, but with 25-year-old NFL player Kroy Biermann. Left field, we know, but regardless: A little Real Housewives baby is on the way.
As soon as we heard the news, our minds were filled with a million Kim-inspired gift ideas — because, really, if the Real Housewives are good for one thing, it’s their absurd, over-the-top baby buying binges. Here are some ideas to get her started on her baby registry:
Tell me these Dante Beatrix diaper bags don’t have Kim Zolciak’s name all over them. And with the way she tends to pack, she’ll probably need both of these: one for her baby’s wardrobe changes, the other for accessories. Her assistant can handle the diaper changes. (Black studs from Modern Nursery, $140; Metallic heart from Barney’s New York, $110)
Kim Zolciak Life Lesson #1, in honor of her hit-maker friend Kandi Burress. Sure Kim’s baby is only a fetus, but it’s not too early for sound pieces of motherly advice. ( Cafepress, $4)
You know that Kim Zolciak will need thee hottest maternity lingerie on the market — you know, for all of those Atlanta parties — which means she’ll need to stock up on HOTMilk.
Tardy For the Party. Repeat. (Bellybuds, $49.99)
Find hilarious Kim Zolciak baby gifts over at Family Style.