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My Pregnancy Hormones are Liars

I am in the home stretch of my third pregnancy and I recently had an epiphany I’d like to share with you. Ready? I realized that all these wonderful hormones that are coursing through my body and supporting this new life in my womb are actually making me act legitimately crazy. I’m officially willing to admit that Pregnant Claire is not the same woman as Normal Claire.

I know, I know…you’re thinking, Claire, shouldn’t you have realized this years ago when you were pregnant with your first? The answer is, SHUT UP, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CRITICAL?! Oh, sorry about that…it’s the hormones again. The real answer is that when you are living in the middle of the crazy, it just doesn’t feel weird to you. You are *certain* that you are being calm and rational when really you are the opposite of that.

So for your entertainment, here is a list of ways my pregnancy hormones have been a bunch of liars recently.

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