Natalie Portman Gives Birth To A Baby Boy... Somewhere, Somehow

It's a boy for Natalie Portman!

Natalie Portman gave birth to a baby boy! No details were given by the rapid response team at People magazine but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that she had some cramping, and then somewhere between 1-100 hours later she blissfully held her son in her arms as one perfect drop of sweat rolled, in slow motion, down her right cheekbone.

MSNBC reports that Portman told Access Hollywood last month that she was “experiencing some pregnancy pains.” While promoting the film, “Your Highness,” she had to sit for hours and her back started to hurt. “But everything’s really great otherwise.” She’s also mentioned that she’s superstitious. “I think it’s a Jewish thing to be kind of superstitious. You don’t do any of the baby stuff before the baby arrives.”

So folks, that’s about it. I’m sure details will be forthcoming and we can all find out the name. I hope they went with the French vibe. I never had the guts to call my son Pierre or Claude… but they could totally pull that off.

Congratulations Natalie and Benjamin!