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Pregnancy Advice for Snooki

A nursery for baby Snooki?

The Interwebz are abuzz (again) that pint-sized party animal Snooki of Jersey Shore fame is expecting. Though she denied it a couple of weeks ago, sources close to the skank star are saying that she’s 3 or 4 months along with her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle.

Is a there an imminent Snooki Junior on the way? Only time will tell but I tend to think that where there’s smoke (or multiple people telling E! Network a story) there’s fire. And while I wish Snooki nothing but the best if she is pregnant, I also want to pass along a few words of wisdom to the reality diva. So, from one mom to another, Snooki, here’s what I want you to consider during your 9 month journey:


  • No Alcohol! 1 of 10
    No Alcohol!
    But you already knew that right? RIGHT?
    Photo Credit: photo stock
  • No Baby-Woww, Please 2 of 10
    No Baby-Woww, Please
    Nicknames for babies can be cute but be careful. L'il Snooks is ok. Junior Juicehead is not.
    Purchase at Barnes and Noble
  • Barfing is Barfing 3 of 10
    Barfing is Barfing
    Lucky for you puking was a part of your world even before morning sickness. But now doing it in public probably won't land you in lock-up.
    Photo Credit: photo stock
  • Maternity Fashion 4 of 10
    Maternity Fashion
    Wear underpants. Please. We mean it. Everyone in the world means it.
    Purchase at Motherhood Maternity
  • Crack the Books 5 of 10
    Crack the Books
    We all know you don't read a lot but now is the time to start. Don't get your pregnancy advice from a bartender!
    Purchase at Barnes and Noble
  • No Bling Down Below 6 of 10
    No Bling Down Below
    I don't actually know if you vajazzle but if you do, stop. Your OB does not need to see that.
    Photo Credit: photo stock
  • TransWHAT Ultrasound? 7 of 10
    TransWHAT Ultrasound?
    That wand they use for early sonograms is not what you think it is even though it looks like a sex toy.
    Photo Credit: photo stock
  • Don’t Feed The Gorillas 8 of 10
    Don't Feed The Gorillas
    Just because you're already knocked up (and know who did it), doesn't mean you can hook up at random with no consequences!
    Photo Credit: photo stock
  • Stick With A Stroller 9 of 10
    Stick With A Stroller
    When you register for your shower, do NOT ask for Bumpits, push-up bras, or spray-tanning for the baby.
    Purchase at Babies R Us
  • Tone Down The Decor 10 of 10
    Tone Down The Decor
    Sure, I suppose you could do the nursery in animal print but the usual idea is to keep it restful, not rockin'.
    Purchase at Kids Room Treasures

Check out parenting advice for Snooki in the Stroller Derby!

Read more from Rebekah at Mom-in-a-Million, The DC MomsThe Broad Side
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Photo credit: Kids Room Treasures

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