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My OB-GYN Said What?!

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    1: Pregnancy is Punny

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Pregnancy is Punny “Dr. Rosenblum, at your cervix,” as he delivered my first baby.

    Submitted by Shannon

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    2: Pregnancy, Rated XXX

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Pregnancy, Rated XXX My doctor asked if I was having contractions. I said I didn't think so, to which she replied: “Trust me — it's like seeing porn. You'll know!’”

    Submitted by Lexi

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    3: Buy a Girl Dinner First...

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Buy a Girl Dinner First... “You have perfect breasts with no cysts. Can my nurse feel them?”

    Submitted by Lisa

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    4: Do These Pants Make My Butt Look Pregnant?

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Do These Pants Make My Butt Look Pregnant? “Well, you still don’t look pregnant, but your butt does.”

    Submitted by Arenn

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    5: This Won't Hurt a Bit...

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: This Won't Hurt a Bit... “Hi, my name is Dr. Payne.”

    Submitted by Anne

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    6: Eyes Up Here, Buddy

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Eyes Up Here, Buddy “You've got a nice set of easy feeders!”

    Submitted by Kayla

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    7: Someone's Been Watching Too Much Food Network

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Someone's Been Watching Too Much Food Network “Your cervix is like warm butter."

    Submitted by Elizabeth

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    8: A Sharp Wit

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: A Sharp Wit As he was wheeling my son away to get circumcised, he said: "Come on, buddy. Let’s go sharpen your pencil."

    Submitted by Heather

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    9: Light at the End of the Tunnel

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Light at the End of the Tunnel She was delivering my baby and making me laugh by telling my daughter in a chant-like voice: "Come to the light, Gracie. Come to the light."

    Submitted by Amy

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    10: That's What He Said...

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: That's What He Said... “Ooohhh — whoops! Wrong hole!”

    Submitted by Pamela

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    11: Get the Shotgun Ready, Dad

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Get the Shotgun Ready, Dad The ultrasound technician said, “Oh look, her legs are crossed,” and then looked at my husband and said, “Good luck trying to keep them that way.”

    Submitted by Krystle

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    12: We Got a Bleeder!

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: We Got a Bleeder! “Yep, as soon as you go into labor, we're going to start hauling in some blood for you — redheads are bleeders!” (My hair was auburn, not natural, and I wasn't even pregnant!)

    Submitted by Crystal

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    13: Off Shore Drilling

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Off Shore Drilling Toward the end of my first pregnancy during a check for effacement/dilation, one of my OBs said: “Geez, it's like drilling for oil up here.” Yeah, I'm not sure what she meant either.

    Submitted by Lenore

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    14: S'mores Anyone?

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: S'mores Anyone? “You'll blow up like a marshmallow later in your pregnancy.”

    Submitted by Brittany

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    15: Mama's Boys

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Mama's Boys “Boys stay in utero longer and will spend the rest of their life trying to get back in!”

    Submitted by Stefani

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    16: If it Ain't Broke...

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: If it Ain't Broke... "Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?!" after I told him I wanted my tubes tied after my fourth child was born.

    Submitted by Crystal

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    17: Doctor Obvious

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Doctor Obvious “Yep, looks like you had a baby!”

    Submitted by Becky

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    18: Up North

    My OB-GYN Said What?! Funny quotes said by readers' doctors: Up North At my first appointment after moving to Minnesota mid-pregnancy, the nurse was reviewing approved physical activity and added: "You can still portage a canoe.” Only in Minnesota!

    Submitted by Briley

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