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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Poems… For Expecting Couples

What’s amazing about Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Poems is they’re endlessly adaptable.

Here are a few I’ve come up with that might have a special significance for the pregnant and expecting among us.

I hope you find some Valentine’s Day inspiration here:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m 9 months pregnant
Please tie my shoe

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I really want sushi
But a kiss will do

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This pregnancy-induced heartburn
Oy, if you knew

Roses are red
Violets are blue
How we’ll pay for college
I haven’t a clue

(for the feminist activist pregnant partner)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Birth Is Your Right
Abortion Is Too

I know some of the above are questionable, but the below are definite no-nos:

(the 16 And Pregnant version, arrives via text message)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You’re pregnant
And we’re through

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m so proud of you honey
Now lose the weight, soon

Please add to this list in progress! Valentine’s Day is only romantic if you can laugh about it.

photo: amberlynlane/flickr

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