Okay, okay. So I may have been a little harsh in that last post. But I’m not here to guild the lily. Lily. Hmmm. Such a lovely name for a girl considering I already have a Violet. Alas, I don’t mean to alarm you but it turns out THERE IS A PENIS IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW!
Yes, it’s a boy. We found out last week. More on that and baby names in a bit. Be patient, you!
More important things are at hand. To establish my credibility as a bona fide pregnant woman with whom you can confide your deepest, darkest pregnancy secrets and fears, a pregnant woman who also already has a toddler and can thereby assure you that, yes, all of the puking, thighs rubbing together, peeing while sneezing and sore hips will all be worth it in the end I present to you EXHIBIT A.
Also known as KID A: