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You Might Be a Pregnant Hipster If…

Think of a hipster.  Let the image play in your mind…

Did you imagine a 20-something kid in jorts and a v-neck t-shirt riding a fixed gear bike?  Or perhaps the hipster you were imagining had an American Spirit cigarette in one hand and PBR in the other while sporting an ironic mustache?

Well, whatever you imagined, now imagine it pregnant (assuming you imagined a woman…if not, then imagine a hipster girl).

It’s a little trickier, no?  Just what does a pregnant hipster look like?  What makes someone a pregnant hipster?

Well, no need to question any longer.  Now you have this handy-dandy guide to help you figure out if you or someone you know is in fact a pregnant hipster (after the jump!).

You might be a pregnant hipster if…

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  • …You’ve stocked up on ironic onesies 1 of 9
    ...You've stocked up on ironic onesies
  • …You’ve already picked out a baby name that no one’s ever heard of (extra points if it’s a derivative of the name of a band no one’s ever heard of) 2 of 9
    ...You've already picked out a baby name that no one's ever heard of (extra points if it's a derivative of the name of a band no one's ever heard of)
  • …Your maternity photos were set in a record store 3 of 9
    ...Your maternity photos were set in a record store
  • …The first book you bought for your baby was 4 of 9
    ...The first book you bought for your baby was
  • …You’ve downloaded all of the best baby apps onto your iPhone, Macbook and iPad 5 of 9
    ...You've downloaded all of the best baby apps onto your iPhone, Macbook and iPad
  • …Your favorite maternity lounge wear is a leotard from American Apparel 6 of 9
    ...Your favorite maternity lounge wear is a leotard from American Apparel
  • …You bought your baby a mustache pacifier 7 of 9
    ...You bought your baby a mustache pacifier
  • …You were beyond thrilled to learn that Pabst makes a non-alcoholic beer 8 of 9
    ...You were beyond thrilled to learn that Pabst makes a non-alcoholic beer
  • …Your naptime playlist includes lullaby renditions of Johnny Cash 9 of 9
    ...Your naptime playlist includes lullaby renditions of Johnny Cash

Sources/Shopping:

#1: {“Vegans Do It For Love” onesie: buy it on: Zazzle!}

#2: {Baby names -My own photo}

#3: {Record Store Photo Shoot: via Christy Rimrodt of Studio Christy}

#4: {“Catcher in the Rye”: buy it on:  Amazon!}

#5: {Apple logo: via Apple.com}

#6: {Maternity leotard: buy it at: American Apparel!}

#7: {Mustache pacifier: buy it on: Etsy!}

#8: {Pabst Non-Alcoholic Beer: buy it at: Grocery Coupon Network!}

#9: {Johnny Cash Lullabies: buy it at Hushabye Country Lullabies}

Not sure what to name your little hipster? Try these 20, like, really indie names

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