Royal Wedding Duvet Cover 1 of 7Who cares about thread count when you can snuggle under a comforter that turns you into Kate (or Will) for the night? Sweet dreams!
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Royal Wedding Refrigerator 2 of 7Featuring Will and Kate's engagement picture splashed on its front, this commemorative fridge has us scared of what we'll find inside …
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Royal Wedding Tea Bags 3 of 7Nothing shows your love for Will and Kate more than dipping paper dolls, recreated in their image, into boiling hot water ...
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Will and Kate Teeth Tattoos 4 of 7All we want for Christmas are our two front teeth … tatted up with Will and Kate’s faces, of course. And it’ll only cost us 1,000 English pounds!
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Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction 5 of 7You know, for when you want to protect the crown jewels.
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Royal Wedding Sick Bags 6 of 7Sick of the non-stop royal wedding coverage? Throne up — er, we mean throw up — in one of these handy dandy paper bags, made just for people like you.
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Will and Kate Toilet Seat Cover 7 of 7This toilet seat cover gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "royal throne."
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