7 Valentine's Day Sentiments for the Real World

Screen Shot 2013-02-11 at 1.53.31 PMI spent about 20 minutes looking for a Valentine’s Day card for my husband last night and honestly? They were all pretty awful.  Here’s the thing, I really love my husband and I’m not afraid to get schmoopy about him but the the sentiments in those cards were just… Not me.

And the cost  – are you kidding me?! Five bucks for a greeting card that I don’t even like very much? No way.

So I went home and (with my husband’s help) created a few Valentines to better reflect the real word. If you like what you see, you can click on over to Rants from Mommyland for the entire collection.

  • So many changes… 1 of 7
    So many changes...
    So many diapers.
  • I can’t remember 2 of 7
    I can't remember
    why I should be mad at you.
  • This is really true. 3 of 7
    This is really true.
    I should not dance. Especially tap.
  • This is also true. 4 of 7
    This is also true.
    My husband is a good guy.
  • But my dog is awesome. 5 of 7
    But my dog is awesome.
    And also very sweet to me.
  • I am so lucky. 6 of 7
    I am so lucky.
    I only hope my husband thinks he's as lucky.
  • It’s called choreplay. 7 of 7
    It's called choreplay.
    It is fantastic.

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