Once upon a time I was a super cougar. Much like Hattie from Extreme Cougar Wives, I reveled in the youth and stamina of young men. How low did I go? Let’s just say that I had to buy him drinks. Not because he was broke but because he was only of legal drinking age in Mexico.
That was obviously a deal breaker. I knew he wouldn’t truly fulfill me until he was a 21-and-over card-carrying American. But that wasn’t the only reason why I decided to date men my age. Though at one time I was a proud member of the Cougar Club, I realized that it is difficult dating a man who is just a boy. Here are the reasons why this reformed cougar will never date a man that is half her age again.