The crazy woman. Every man’s nightmare. There have been movies made about them. Cue up Fatal Attraction, or A Thin Line Between Love and Hate.
Avoiding a relationship with the crazy woman is so serious that men have developed a keen sense of recognition. Men have adapted, almost evolved, to recognize the crazy woman in the early stages to help them from getting in too deep.
What men have learned is there are certain behaviors that are potential signs of crazy. Some of these behaviors alone may not mean she is the crazy woman. But the more of these behaviors that he sees, the more likely he is going to think she just might be the crazy woman.
What women must keep in mind is some of the behaviors may seem normal to women. But to men…that type of behavior is going to make him think you are crazy!
Here are 15 crazy behaviors that just might make him think you are crazy!
15 Behaviors That Will Make Him Think You Are Crazy!
When you play fight you leave bruises and blood
Play fighting is cool and all. But when he walks away with bruises, or he takes a blow that without a doubt would lead to a fight if you were a man, then he just might think you are a little crazy, and dangerous!
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You respond to Facebook posts on his wall on his behalf
Nothing like logging on to Facebook, and seeing a long stream of updates, and comments on his wall. Until he realizes you are answering questions and responding to posts intended for him. Crazy.
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You took the liberty of having your own key made without permission
Him: "Here, take my keys to open the door while I get this stuff out of the trunk."
You: "No need, I'll just use my key."
Him: (out loud) "Oh, you have a key?" (in his mind) "What the....!?"
Definitely a check in the "she might be crazy" box.
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You are the victim…no matter what!
You cannot possibly be the victim all the time. If he constantly has to deal with a victim mentality, he just might think something crazy is going on.
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You knows things about him that he hasn’t told you yet
So you know about what really happened that one weekend in college. You know his childhood nickname. Or you know anything that is personal and he has not told you. Yes, you are very resourceful, but he might think you are very crazy!
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You hate his mom…and your mom
Maybe his mom is a little harsh to anybody who dates her adult baby boy. So there may be some justifiable hard feelings. But your mom...you hate your mom too? Hmmm....just maybe the problem isn't with mom, neither one of them.
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You have a really weird laugh
If your laugh sends chills up his spine or anyone else's, he might not just think you are crazy, but scary as ever too! No man wants to date or marry a scary woman! We all watched the Wizard of Oz growing up.
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You have a problem with his friends…every single one of them
Yes, he probably has that one or two friends that never have any good intentions. And they may actually be bad for him to hang around with too much, and he doesn't see it. But not every one of his friends is that guy. If you find something wrong with every friend he has, then he'll probably find something wrong with you (crazy).
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He goes to his parents or friends house and you are already there
If he tells you where he is going, and you continually find yourself at the same place before he arrives, that can be a little creepy...uh hum...crazy! When he tells you where he is going, it is not a hint for you to show up.
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You get his passwords without him giving them to you
Much like the behavior earlier. If you know things about him that he hasn't told you, then his warning signs will fly off the charts! The crazy woman meter will be in the red. Give him time to reveal things to you. Men are usually slower in revealing personal information, no matter how they feel about you.
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You make threats of physical harm to him…or yourself
He wants to sleep at night...with both eyes closed. You have a key, you know his passwords, and what happened that one weekend, and now you say you are going to do what? Crazy...and he's out!
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You buy his and hers anything for you both to wear
My wife and I wear matching shirts, matching colors, matching Chucks (Taylors) sometimes. But when we were dating that would have never happened. Fortunately, she never suggested it during our dating years. Thus, she passed the crazy test and we are happily married today.
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You have a really, really foul mouth
If you curse like nobody's business, then he might think you are crazy like nobody's business.
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You flirt with guys then tell him "guys are always coming on to me"
He's been out with you, and he is not the jealous type. But he has noticed you can be a little flirty. If he is fine with that, he won't be fine with you acting like the problem is the guys. He'll just chalk you up as potentially crazy, and not dating or marriage material.
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You tell him you are crazy
Honesty is the best policy. Sometimes you know it, your friends know it, and everybody else knows it. You are one crazy girl. So you let it be known! You just saved him a lot of time measuring you against the crazy meter. He will be very appreciative.
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