The Real Story Behind These Happy Couples Jumping (Photos)carolyncastiglia
You know how when you see photos of really happy couples who like to make a giant display of their love, even when they’re just at home chopping vegetables, it makes you feel really lame by comparison? Don’t worry, even the happiest looking couples have problems. Here are the real stories behind this new trend of happy couples jumping in fields and on the beach:
THE REAL STORIES BEHIND THESE HAPPY COUPLES JUMPING! 1 of 21
WE’RE IN COUPLES THERAPY! 2 of 21
And this trust exercise is making us hate each other more!
WE FIGHT ALL THE TIME! 3 of 21
We couldn't even decide what to do in this picture! Balloons? Are you kidding me?
MY WIFE CAN’T REALLY SPREAD HER LEGS! 4 of 21
It makes our sexual congress somewhat painful for her!
WE USED TO BE IN THE CIRCUS! 5 of 21
But we had to quit because of injuries and now we're both depressed!
SOMETIMES PEOPLE THINK MY BOYFRIEND IS MY DAD! 6 of 21
WE DO COMMUNITY THEATRE! 7 of 21
And we're always the leads!
WE SHARE AN UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNT OF INTIMACY! 8 of 21
We spend all our time together and don't recognize healthy boundaries!
WE’RE IN A CULT! 9 of 21
They make us wear orange! We don't know how to get out because we don't know where we are! We're just somewhere near a field! Can you help us? PLEASE HELP.
THIS IS MY BROTHER! 10 of 21
He's a banker! My husband wouldn't jump with me in a field! I don't know how long our marriage will last, but brothers are forever!
WE JUST GOT THESE OUTFITS ON SALE AT BANANA REPUBLIC! 11 of 21
25% OFF!!! PERFECT SATURDAY!
WE’RE RECOVERING ALCOHOLICS! 12 of 21
And hardcore vegan skater punks! We're really into yoga now!
WE HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER! 13 of 21
We both come from terrible families and we needed to get out, so we're hoping this works!
I’M WORRIED HE MIGHT BE GAY! 14 of 21
But I work all the time to avoid dealing with it!
WE’RE HOMELESS! 15 of 21
The bank foreclosed on us so we're staying with my wife's mother in Florida!
NO ONE KNOWS WE’RE DATING! 16 of 21
Our friends think we're just friends! We can't hold hands in public!
WE LOVE OUR FARM! 17 of 21
My wife looks like a horse!
WE HAVE HPV! 18 of 21
And neither one of us knows it!
WE WEAR MATCHING CLOTHES ALL THE TIME! 19 of 21
WE’RE TOO OLD TO FEEL THIS VITAL! 20 of 21
Everyone we know our age resents us for staying fit!
WE’RE THIRD COUSINS! 21 of 21
Don't tell anyone!
All photos via iStock
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