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10 Things I Really Say In a Day: The Readers

Part 2!

Another reason I think my readers are amazingly awesome? They step up and submit some of thee funniest one liners known to man on my Facebook fan page.

Two weeks ago I started writing down things I actually said to my kids in a day, and I wanted to share some of the great submissions I got from my readers, as well as some other great ones I actually said this week to my own kids.

Poop, naked kids, the penis word, fireworks, and soda. Sounds interesting right?

Be sure to comment below with your own funny one-liners from your kids!

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  • Are you playing with FIREWORKS? 1 of 10
    Are you playing with FIREWORKS?
    Yes, this actually was said inside my house. I am not sure where they found it, but the boys found an empty fireworks cardboard from over the summer. Thank god it was empty... way to scare the hell out of me!
    Photo from Flickr
  • I am NOT a short order cook! 2 of 10
    I am NOT a short order cook!
    I am over making 14 different dinners a night just to get the kids to eat! Will it ever end if I don't nip it in the butt now? I am so over it!
    Photo from Flickr
  • Don’t lick your sister! 3 of 10
    Don't lick your sister!
    This one is hysterical, and submitted by Caryn!
    Photo from Flickr
  • We don’t put the cat in the dish washer! 4 of 10
    We don't put the cat in the dish washer!
    I had to giggle at this one because I could see my boys trying this one! Submitted by Katie
    Photo from Flickr
  • Your brothers dirty diaper is not an ornament! 5 of 10
    Your brothers dirty diaper is not an ornament!
    I had to laugh at this one too because again, I could see it being said in my own house! It is only a matter of time! Submitted by Katie
    Photo from Flickr
  • No! You cannot take your diaper off and run around! 6 of 10
    No! You cannot take your diaper off and run around!
    Yup, a popular one in my house... what is with little boys and being naked? Submitted by Amanda
    Photo from Flickr
  • You cannot rub your penis on me! 7 of 10
    You cannot rub your penis on me!
    And KC who submitted this made sure to include she said this to her son, and not her husband!
    Photo from Flickr
  • You cannot have something desserty Breakfast 8 of 10
    You cannot have something desserty Breakfast
    Also submitted by KC! And I believe I said this morning "cookies are not a breakfast food!"
    Photo from Flickr
  • DON’T DRINK MY SODA! 9 of 10
    DON'T DRINK MY SODA!
    It is a battle in my house, always! No matter how many cups, or sippy cups I give my kids, they want what I am drinking!
    Photo from Flickr
  • We don’t hammer people! 10 of 10
    We don't hammer people!
    I am hoping it was a toy hammer! Submitted by Abbie
    Photo from Flickr

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