12 Toddlers Who Are Cooler Than You
By ilanawiles |
I have been trying to be cool my whole life with not much success. I might have achieved it briefly in my late twenties, only to meet a man, get married and have a child. Coolness flew officially out the window.
My daughter, however, appears to have picked it up in just two short years.
She’s got confidence, swagger and a wardrobe that, while nothing particularly special on the hanger, looks like a million bucks once pulled over her scrawny little frame— BABY GUT BE DAMNED.
The girl puts my sense of style to shame. But maybe that’s not that hard…
Below are twelve more trendsetting toddlers who are already way cooler than I’ll ever be.
Pay attention— you could probably learn a fashion lesson yourself.

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Gavin
There are very few people in the world that can rock red sunglasses.
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Baby K
Baby K's style is so progressive, I don't even have a name for it.
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Charlie
I call this look: New Age Hypno-Toddler
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Ella
Daringly short bangs with a sixties-esque summer pants suit. Don't even attempt to pull this look off.
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Brodie
If Brodie says, "Popped collars are making a comeback", I believe him.
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Astrid
Working layers better than Kurt Cobain in the '90s.
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Ilius
I bet Ilius could walk into any club in the city without getting carded.
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Stella
Stella shows off effortless toddler-chic. It's like she's not even trying!
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Sunglasses, skinny jeans, lightening bolt— check, check, and CHECK.
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Addie
This girl knows the importance of a killer accessory.
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Jake
Jake takes 'toddler's day off' to a whole new level of PREP.
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Mazzy
Mazzy rocks her belly like none other and wears rain boots— JUST BECAUSE.
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Thank you for including my layered look cool toddler. So fun to see these cute kids. It makes me want to do some shopping! xo
Such cuties! I’m inspired : )
Look at my soon look so grown and sexy LoL love you Lil man keep doing your thing
Son* sorry about that LoL
They are definitely cooler than me
I wish I had known about this! My kid, Ryder, would def be on this list.
They are ALL so stylish. My Mom certainly did NOT dress me THAT cool.
Thanks for including K!
My son has that lightning bolt shirt too. He’s got the cool thing down to a tee.
Some are better than others… but all of em are definatly better than what I wore as a child. Me or my mother had a sense of taste in clothing. But now I know I am doing much better! But I love the first girls hair! It’s so pretty! <3
Love your captions, so funny. My husband and I actually had an awkward conversation when our daughter turned 6 months and was decidedly way cooler than both of us ever had been already. She’s 21 months now and getting cooler everyday.