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12 Toddlers Who Are Cooler Than You

By ilanawiles |

I have been trying to be cool my whole life with not much success. I might have achieved it briefly in my late twenties, only to meet a man, get married and have a child. Coolness flew officially out the window.

My daughter, however, appears to have picked it up in just two short years.

She’s got confidence, swagger and a wardrobe that, while nothing particularly special on the hanger, looks like a million bucks once pulled over her scrawny little frame— BABY GUT BE DAMNED.

The girl puts my sense of style to shame. But maybe that’s not that hard…

Below are twelve more trendsetting toddlers who are already way cooler than I’ll ever be.

Pay attention— you could probably learn a fashion lesson yourself.

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  • Gavin

    Gavin

    There are very few people in the world that can rock red sunglasses.
    Photo submitted by Little Miss Party

  • Baby K

    Baby K

    Baby K's style is so progressive, I don't even have a name for it.
    Photo submitted by The Miss Elaine-ous Life

  • Charlie

    Charlie

    I call this look: New Age Hypno-Toddler

  • Ella

    Ella

    Daringly short bangs with a sixties-esque summer pants suit. Don't even attempt to pull this look off.

  • Brodie

    Brodie

    If Brodie says, "Popped collars are making a comeback", I believe him.

  • Astrid

    Astrid

    Working layers better than Kurt Cobain in the '90s.
    Photo submitted by Sellabit Mum

  • Ilius

    Ilius

    I bet Ilius could walk into any club in the city without getting carded.

  • Stella

    Stella

    Stella shows off effortless toddler-chic. It's like she's not even trying!

  • Sunglasses, skinny jeans, lightening bolt— check, check, and CHECK.

  • Addie

    Addie

    This girl knows the importance of a killer accessory.
    Photo submitted by Moosh in Indy

  • Jake

    Jake

    Jake takes 'toddler's day off' to a whole new level of PREP.

  • Mazzy

    Mazzy

    Mazzy rocks her belly like none other and wears rain boots— JUST BECAUSE.
    Photo submitted byMommy Shorts

Thanks to everyone who submitted photos on my facebook fanpage!

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About the Author

ilanawiles

Ilana Wiles writes Mommy Shorts, a humor blog geared towards new parents. In addition to sharing her less-than-perfect take on parenting, Ilana has an interactive audience who regularly submit funny pictures of their kids for caption contests, fan photo albums and ridiculous competitions like "The Evil Baby Glare-Off." Ilana is a regular contributer to Babble's Toddler Times and Baby's First Year, plus her writing has appeared on the Huffington Post. She is one of Babble's Top 100 Mom Blogs and one of Huffington Post's top 20 women to follow on Instagram. In addition to blogging, Ilana works as a creative director in advertising and has created ad campaigns for everything from Oreo to Diet Coke. Ilana lives in the East Village of NYC with her husband, her two-year-old daughter, a newborn baby girl and a rapidly growing pile of stuffed animals.

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0 thoughts on “12 Toddlers Who Are Cooler Than You

  1. tracy@sellabitmum says:

    Thank you for including my layered look cool toddler. So fun to see these cute kids. It makes me want to do some shopping! xo

  2. marylweimer says:

    Such cuties! I’m inspired : )

  3. Laz ilius Farther says:

    Look at my soon look so grown and sexy LoL love you Lil man keep doing your thing ;-)

  4. Laz ilius Farther says:

    Son* sorry about that LoL

  5. Lisa says:

    They are definitely cooler than me

  6. kristamarie says:

    I wish I had known about this! My kid, Ryder, would def be on this list. ;)

  7. Elaine says:

    They are ALL so stylish. My Mom certainly did NOT dress me THAT cool. ;) Thanks for including K!

  8. Kathleen says:

    My son has that lightning bolt shirt too. He’s got the cool thing down to a tee.

  9. Cece says:

    Some are better than others… but all of em are definatly better than what I wore as a child. Me or my mother had a sense of taste in clothing. But now I know I am doing much better! But I love the first girls hair! It’s so pretty! <3

  10. Charli says:

    Love your captions, so funny. My husband and I actually had an awkward conversation when our daughter turned 6 months and was decidedly way cooler than both of us ever had been already. She’s 21 months now and getting cooler everyday.

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