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15 Surprising Facts About Toddlers

By Selena Mae |

Hands up for those who have the wild toddlers. Oh, wait. That’s right, they are ALL wild. Without exception. Go on and tell me different. If yours is an angel, your kind is rare and y’all are probably aliens.

Moving right along.

Back to this business of surprising facts about toddlers. It should be of no consequence to you how I spend my free time, not there is much of it or anything. But the other night, while I was sipping on some mighty fine chablis, I came across this piece of entertaining, mom-like candy over on Jezebel. (HILARIOUS). Sometimes I like chocolate and wine, sometimes I like beer and popcorn, but mostly I like funny (however “inappropriate”) truths. Other likes, I probably shouldn’t talk about here.

Good times. Good in the fact that I take small comfort in that it’s not just me getting ‘crushed by the toddlers’. So, inspired by such forms amusement I decided to create my own 15 Surprising Facts About Toddlers.

If you’d like to join me in some of that, then you’ll click through these gems, have a good laugh and get on with your drinking of your favourite vice (depending on time of day). I totally approve.

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Toddlers: 15 Surprising Facts

Naked? Who Cares!

Did you know that a toddler has not a care for what you might think of their outfit? That they will run around on all fours with their butt in the air, with a wedgie or plumbers butt and scream bloody murder if you try to fix it?

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Selena is a crafty, culinary mom. Creative Director. Social Media & Branding Consultant. Regular writer on Disney Baby. Part-time big-mouth & frequent foot-eater. Proud of her Anishinaabe roots.

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Selena Mae

Selena Burgess is crafty, a culinary expert, and a professional wrangler of the toddler variety. When the chaos permits, she writes stories and is addicted to documenting everyday life. Selena is proud of her Anishinaabe roots, and is the type of woman you want to revel (or kvetch) in motherhood with. Read bio and latest posts → Read Selena's latest posts →

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