They’re the gals who always have a supply of tissues and Wet Wipes and maybe a juice box in their purses (only the straw is missing). They call the bathroom the “potty” even in the company of adults, and walk around the office humming songs from The Backyardigans.
Toddler mamas are a distinct breed. I recently rounded up clues that you might be the mom of a toddler girl, and today it’s the boys’ turn.
Clue #1: Your Stock Portfolio 1 of 8You own stock in Clorox Wipes.
Submitted by Babble reader Sheri
Clue #2: Say My Name 2 of 8You know the names of all 4,389 characters from Thomas the Tank Engine.
Clue #3: Uh Oh 3 of 8There's a constant trail of dirt and Batman underpants through your family room.
Clue #4: Grab the Bleach 4 of 8If the sound of a toilet flushing makes you run for bleach to tackle the bathroom floor!
Submitted by Babble reader Haven
Clue #5: Treasures in their Pockets 5 of 8If you regularly find things in their pockets that don't belong in pockets- rocks, playground sand, etc.
Submitted by Babble reader Stacy
Clue #6: In the Yard 6 of 8Your front yard doubles as a restroom.
Clue #7: Yippee for Trucks! 7 of 8You are ridiculously pleased that there's construction going on down the street, and pack a picnic to go watch.
Submitted by Babble Reader Melissa
Clue #8: You’re a Supermom 8 of 8You know all about Super heroes. Even the ones (you think) nobody's ever heard of. Their real names, their powers, their nemesis'. Really. It's quite enlightening.
Submitted by Babble reader January
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