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So you’re on Twitter, hanging out with your momma friends and stalking celebrities and talking about the latest trends in fashion, world politics, and potty training?  Two thumbs up!

I happen to be an absolute nerd over Twitter; I love it so much that I check it more than Facebook and spend a great deal of time connecting with friends, both of the real and internet variety.  I’m not ashamed to say that it’s where I get most of my breaking news — Twitter tends to hear about things way faster than CNN and I can follow a hashtag to get up-to-the-minute news.  It’s also a fantastic way to prep for blog conferences by chatting about sessions and roommates and folks to grab a taxi from the airport.  It’s even a great way to just have fun, which was evident today when my girlfriends and I were discussing which Babysitters Club character we liked best.

1992, I hear you calling.  You were awesome.

But there’s a newer face on the Twitters that has all of us toddler mommas rolling — it’s Honest Toddler and he’s keeping it real from the diapers to the meals:


  • A new take on PMS. 1 of 12
    A new take on PMS.
    Yep, my toddler has it.
  • Hipster mom. 2 of 12
    Hipster mom.
    I'm guilty of this one.
  • What baby weight? 3 of 12
    What baby weight?
    Everyone knows that food is the yummiest when it comes from another plate.
  • Unconditional love. 4 of 12
    Unconditional love.
    Even when the toddler smacks the momma in the face with a plastic toy.
  • The elves are watching. 5 of 12
    The elves are watching.
    & it's creepy like whoa.
  • Framing the feline. 6 of 12
    Framing the feline.
    Good thing toddlers learn to point by 15 months.
  • You think DiVinci’s momma did this to his masterpieces? 7 of 12
    You think DiVinci's momma did this to his masterpieces?
    I think not.
  • Wanted the female version. 8 of 12
    Wanted the female version.
    He probably raised hell over it, too.
  • Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. 9 of 12
    Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
    Getting favorited into top tweets.
  • It’s magic. 10 of 12
    It's magic.
    Trust nobody.
  • Snack mommy. 11 of 12
    Snack mommy.
    She carries fruit snacks & honey nut cheerios & Capri Sun.
  • Kick to the kidneys. 12 of 12
    Kick to the kidneys.
    Usually at 6am, amirite?

Want more?  Follow @HonestToddler on Twitter!

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Regretful Toddler hilarity.

Time to toss in the towel?

Beth Anne writes words & takes pictures on The Heir to BlairYou can also find her on the Twitters & Facebook.

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