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Awesomely Awkward Family Pet Photos

By Monica Bielanko |

Yes, I'm just as guilty of the awkward pet photo but damn, I loved that dog.

I’m a dog lover. I’ve pretty much owned a dog my entire life. Not the same dog, of course, but you know what I mean.

For most of my adult life I’ve owned Max. He’s a Black Labrador Retriever who is absolutely awesome with my kids. A few years ago Milo became a part of our family.  He’s also a Black Lab Retriever who isn’t quite as careful around the kids. He’s full of love, just a little excitable.

I’ve taken thousands of photos of the dogs with the kids but never anything like what I’m seeing over on Awkward Family Pet Photos.

Okay, that’s a lie. I just remembered this photo shoot we surprised my mom with when I was 16 years old. That photo right up there is of me and my brothers and our beloved dog, Spliffy, who lived to the ripe age of 19. He just died last year. Yes, I had a small addiction to tanning beds. And shut up, matching denim totally rules. But listen, that photo is nothing compared to what you’re about to see.

Do you include your pet in family photos? Take a look at what some folks are hanging on the walls of the family room these days:

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  • Aww..  So Cute!

    Aww.. So Cute!

    Wait, is that a skunk? What the?

  • Cat Lovers In Love

    Cat Lovers In Love

    I'm not sure which cats are real and which are part of the awesome graphics package this couple signed up for.

  • Hello Darling

    Hello Darling

    Gotta love this dog even though I can't imagine the purpose behind commissioning this photograph of a dog in a feather boa.

  • Peekaboo!

    Peekaboo!

    Everything about this photo is completely normal... and then there's the cat. What's propping him up back there? Is someone crouching behind the couple or is he clinging to the man's shirt?

  • What Exactly Is Going On Here?

    What Exactly Is Going On Here?

    I will pay you good money if you can tell me the theme behind this photo. Is that a stripper pole?

  • Did He Bring His Snake To School For Picture Day?

    Did He Bring His Snake To School For Picture Day?

    I actually think the bang braid is more alarming than the snake.

  • Yee-haw!

    Yee-haw!

    Is she riding them like a horse cart? Are those reigns?

  • Beauty And The Beast

    Beauty And The Beast

    I actually like this photo. Can't resist a cute pig.

  • Do They Know He's Up There?

    Do They Know He's Up There?

    Everything about this family photo screams normal... Except the dog on the roof.

  • Our Country Christmas

    Our Country Christmas

    So the rooster's name is Harry Joe Larry? I can dig that.

  • How YOU Doin'?

    How YOU Doin'?

    Do you think he dyed his hair to match his pets?

  • This is Totally My Favorite

    This is Totally My Favorite

    Seriously, WHAT is she wearing?

  • Like Mother, Like Daughter

    Like Mother, Like Daughter

    I love how they're peering around a curtain...

  • Just The Three Of Us

    Just The Three Of Us

    This dog is totally scream-whispering "HELP ME! HELP ME!" Just look at his eyes.

  • Gazing Into The Distance

    Gazing Into The Distance

    Don't these two totally look alike?

  • Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas!

    There are so many things wrong with this photo I don't even know where to begin.

  • Sporty

    Sporty

    Just us gals hangin' out and havin' fun.

  • Meeeoww!

    Meeeoww!

    Another super sweet graphic to jazz up the photo.

  • Roaaarrr

    Roaaarrr

    Is that a real tiger? Because it almost makes more sense if it's real.

  • No Pets Were Harmed In The Making Of This Photograph

    No Pets Were Harmed In The Making Of This Photograph

    Are these two lovers or siblings? Any guesses?

  • Beam Me Up

    Beam Me Up

    I'm trying to envision the discussion that went down with the photographer about the concept of this photo shoot. "Okay, we'll get the dog and add a spaceship like the aliens are beaming you up. It'll be AMAZING!"

  • Something Stinks In Suburbia

    Something Stinks In Suburbia

    What is the deal with skunks?

  • Wedding Shots

    Wedding Shots

    Photographer: "Gorgeous, AMAZING. Don't move. Yes. Yes! This is brilliant. You are going to love this!"

  • Just Monkeying Around

    Just Monkeying Around

    Dude, that monkey is pissed. I hope everyone is okay.

  • When Dogs Take Over

    When Dogs Take Over

    I guess this family is really into Pugs. Ya think?

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About the Author

monica-bielanko

Monica Bielanko was born and raised on the wild frontier of late 1970's Utah. She is a recovering Mormon who once went to see an unknown band from Philly and married the guitar player a few weeks later. She's been married to her Babble Voices writing partner, Serge Bielanko, for the past eight years. Along the way they have practiced and perfected the dark arts of couch dining, clandestine boozing, bambino wrangling, wide-open domestic warfare, and modern love. Her personal blog, The Girl Who was in the top ten of last year's Top 50 list. In addition to Babble Voices, Monica is featured on Strollerderby, and Toddler Times. She also regularly updates her personal blog, The Girl Who.

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23 thoughts on “Awesomely Awkward Family Pet Photos

  1. Bunnytwenty says:

    That’s a leopard, not a tiger.
    Anyway, LOL at these pics!

  2. Kari says:

    she’s even wearing a CAT SHIRT!! wow

  3. Kari says:

    look at my cat’s butthole!!! :)

  4. Kira says:

    I can’t believe the wedding picture… Not only because of the dogs, but the position that the photographer let the bride and groom keep their hands! Clearly the photographer had no idea what he was doing. They both look like they are about to claw something apart! LOL

  5. Julie says:

    Frosty holding the ferrets is my favorite. People are so weird.

  6. LogicalMama says:

    ok, those.are.awkward!

  7. candice says:

    wow oh wow lmao imma a pet lover but um…no

  8. Mandy says:

    Amazing…simply.AMAZING.

  9. GreenInOC says:

    Now I totally understand why you don’t think you need professional photos of your family – you’re afraid this might happen again!!

  10. Susie says:

    Wow. Just. Wow. I expected some of them to be your-average-every-day-sort-of weird. But no. Every last one of them is down-right disturbing.

  11. mama says:

    I loved that picture when you gave it to me…and as you know, it IS still hanging in my house.

  12. anajo says:

    oh gosh, it makes me laught so bad about this one”Do They Know He’s Up There?” good one!

  13. gina says:

    What a hoot. My kind of Fridee night fun. Made me think how I included my dog in the wedding pics. It made perfect sense since we were taken at my house before we left for churchky.

  14. Juli says:

    Some of those pets have the “someone please save me” look on their faces.

  15. Melissa says:

    I remember that family photo of you. I loved it at the time.

  16. Corey M says:

    These are so funny. My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard. I like funny photo series like this.

  17. Sloan says:

    These are hilarious! The one with the bunnies, looks to me like mother/son… ? I think the cat is on a pedestal behind that couple, definitely sitting on something. The weird one with the family all wearing hats & holding objects… So strange! That’s not a stripper pole (who knows what it is) but what’s up with the kid in the back-seems out of place! Is s/he wearing a wig?

    My hubby says skunks make good pets. You can get their enzyme sack or sprayer removed & evidently they are just like cats. His boss used to have one for a pet I guess. Weird huh?

  18. Tina says:

    These are soooo good.

  19. Janet says:

    Holy crap are these funny! I totally snarfed my lunch while looking at these. Aw, man. Thanks for sharing….

  20. Danielle says:

    I think thats a HE !!

  21. Debra Stevens says:

    The deal with skunks is that they can be very affection pets. A vet can remove the scent gland and they can be trained to walk on a lease. They do however required more attention then a cat or dog.

  22. Alice says:

    I am definitely naming my next rooster “Harry Joe Larry”!

  23. Manda says:

    These are so great. I giggled through them all. My favorites are the the cat behind the couple and the dog on the roof. As for the “stripper pole” I belive it’s a rifle with a really long barrel. Black powder maybe?

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