So, let’s say you’re not a parent. You’ve got an appointment with your personal trainer and only have about fifteen minutes to eat your lunch, so you just want to make a quick little stop at the store to get a healthy sandwich and a bag of pretzels.
Unfortunately the store is crawling with parents pushing around small screaming children. Crackers are crushed all over the floor. You hear cries of:
“DIS!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!” and
“NANA, NANA, NANA!!”
Although these people are impossible to avoid, here are a few tips on how to recognize them so that you might run in the other direction (or at least get into a different check-out line).
I bring you 7 Ways to look out for a toddler and parents in the grocery store:
Do you have any more to add?
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