Out Of The Mouths Of Babes: Hilarious Comments By Toddlers

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I don't know this girl, it looks like she may have just said something funny.

Last week I posted about typical toddler lines that you might hear every day. Those kind of make you want to pull your hair out most of the time. Then there are the ridiculously funny comments your little people make that make all those other annoying things completely obsolete (ok, almost).

Here are a bunch of quotes and their related scenarios. Hope you enjoy. Please, please feel free to add your own in the comments!! I want to laugh some more!!

  • Sylvia (3) 1 of 14
    Sylvia (3)
    Sylvia was educating her parents in the park.
  • Shnook (3) 2 of 14
    Shnook (3)
    And so it begins. It seems he IS my son.
  • Maddie (3) 3 of 14
    Maddie (3)
    Isn't that your drink of choice, mom?
  • Daniel (3) 4 of 14
    Daniel (3)
    Yes, it is what you are thinking. Comparisons start early, don't they?
  • Meredith’s 3 yr old daughter 5 of 14
    Meredith's 3 yr old daughter
    When you're giving your little girl a smooch and a hug goodnight, isn't this what you want to hear?
  • Shnook (3) 6 of 14
    Shnook (3)
    FYI, he wasn't just dancing.
  • @Biegenzahn’s 3 yr old via Twitter 7 of 14
    @Biegenzahn's 3 yr old via Twitter
    I love this one.
  • Carol’s son (3) 8 of 14
    Carol's son (3)
    Someone's mind was wandering...DAD.
  • Zarouhi (2) 9 of 14
    Zarouhi (2)
    Note to self: No Sound Of Music until tween years at the earliest.
  • Carol’s son (3) 10 of 14
    Carol's son (3)
    This was his response when the ice cream truck rolled right by him without stopping.
  • Shnook (3) 11 of 14
    Shnook (3)
    Uhh, I get this a few times a day.
  • Wilder (3) 12 of 14
    Wilder (3)
    This was to his Dad, by the way.
  • Shnook (again) (3) 13 of 14
    Shnook (again) (3)
    This is true.
  • A young Shnook (2 and a few months) 14 of 14
    A young Shnook (2 and a few months)
    This was said while staring directly at his toy phone, holding it three inches from his face. Daddy? Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Photo Credit: Flickr/hlklhgk

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