Yesterday, in the span of one hour, I pretty much said every sentence you’re about to read.
I was bathing my daughter Violet while trying to keep an eye on Henry and get myself ready for the day. Ambitious of me, I know.
As most moms who are home with their kids all day can attest, a five minute shower wherein you barely manage to shave your pits and your legs from the knee down is considered a rousing success.
But as moms can also know, A LOT can go down during that five minutes you’re trying to focus on yourself. And this is just five minutes, people! During an entire day some of the wild stuff that I hear coming out of my mouth surprises even me!
Behold! Begging someone to please let me wipe their ass and 7 other insane things I find myself shouting on a fairly regular basis.
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