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Quit Being Creepy, Momma

Dear Momma,

YOU quit being creepy.  You think I didn’t notice all the nights you sat by my crib and touched my chest to be sure I was breathing and then leaned over to sniff my hair even though it was 11:30pm and that’s just a little too single white female?

Yeah, the creeping is a learned behavior and you were the original child of the corn.

Karma’s a wench, isn’t she?

love,
Harrison

p.s. I know you still do this on a regular basis.  Seriously, quit sniffing my hair in the middle of the night.

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