Quit Being Creepy, MommaBeth Anne Ballance
YOU quit being creepy. You think I didn’t notice all the nights you sat by my crib and touched my chest to be sure I was breathing and then leaned over to sniff my hair even though it was 11:30pm and that’s just a little too single white female?
Yeah, the creeping is a learned behavior and you were the original child of the corn.
Karma’s a wench, isn’t she?
p.s. I know you still do this on a regular basis. Seriously, quit sniffing my hair in the middle of the night.
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