I never thought parenting a toddler would really dumb me down as much as it has… but when you have to say stuff like “don’t eat toilet paper” a half dozen times in a day… it kind of challenges your IQ level!
I decided to start jotting down some of the stuff I have to say more than once in a day and I was kind of astonished by the ever growing list of common sense warnings.
I have to stop and giggle though because I never thought I would be saying half of these things… even when being a parent.
My readers were also nice enough to lend some of their daily comical sayings and common sense warnings. I can tell you I felt so much better after reading through some of them!
I would love for you guys to share some of the hilarious crap you have to tell your toddlers in a day as well, because lets be real here… I don’t want to be alone!
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