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Sh*t Preschoolers Say (VIDEO)

By ilanawiles |

“Sh*t Girls Say” is a hilarious internet meme that has spawned numerous copycats including “Sh*t Drunk Girls Say” and “Sh*t Gay Guys Say”.

Now there is officially a version parents can relate to called “Sh*t Preschoolers Say”. It was created by Brenna, who writes the blog Suburban Snapshots, and it features her three-year-old daughter Anna.

“Sh*t Preschoolers Say” perfectly captures everything from yelling “MOM!” on the potty to trying to get out of bedtime. The whining is constant and repetitive. Basically a public service announcement that things aren’t getting easier any time soon.

The silver lining is that a lot of the moments are staged which makes me very excited to one day have a kid who will actually be a willing participant in my videos.


Of course, now I’ve been inspired to create “Sh*t Toddlers Say”. Tonight I will be scouring my video files for moments when my two-year-old daughter screams “Mommy!”, “Again!”, “Up!”, “No!” and “I want ice cream!!!”

You know, all the stuff I usually edit out.

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Ilana Wiles writes Mommy Shorts, a humor blog geared towards new parents. She is one of Babble's Top 100 Mom Blogs and one of The Huffington Post's top 20 women to follow on Instagram. She lives in NYC with her husband, 2-year-old daughter and a newborn baby girl. Read bio and latest posts → Read ilanawiles's latest posts →

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0 thoughts on “Sh*t Preschoolers Say (VIDEO)

  1. Ninja Mom says:

    Ilana and Brenna, Mommy Shorts and Suburban Snapshots, perfect together! I love Suburban Snapshots’ video diary of hers—and really—everyone’s life with a preschooler. I can’t wait to see Mazzy hit us with her toddlerness.

  2. Meg says:

    The absolute best ever!!!

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