My mom thinks she’s so gosh darn funny sometimes. I guess motherhood’s a pretty hard gig, so it’s a good thing I’m so darn cute. Because otherwise she might eat me. Momma says we’re going to make Christmas cookies, so it’s a good thing I helped with the pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving. I’m getting pretty good in the kitchen, despite what my old woman says about me throwing flour and sugar everywhere.
I’m getting SO EXCITED for Christmas and Santa and presents and hoping that Santa brings me a big Mater Monster Truck like I asked. I’ve been working extra-hard to be a good boy and not cry at preschool drop-off, so I’m feeling pretty confident that the fat man will follow through on that truck.
Here’s a mockery of my mom’s twelve days of Christmas, but toddler style.
Which is NOT like Gangnam style.
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