Toddlers really are the bossiest. Here are 10 things my toddler says in her attempts to boss us around on a daily basis. Also…I really love this photo of Fern. It was when I dressed her up like “The Dude” from the Big Lebowski — complete with White Russian (i.e. milk that she spilled everywhere). A semi-irrelevant fact, but I thought it was worth noting, since it is the photo you’ll see throughout the slideshow. And now, on to the bossy toddlerisms.