It’s no secret that plenty of parents of toddlers count the seconds until their end-of-the-day cocktail(s). Parenting toddlers is the best thing ever. It’s also the thing that can drive you to drink — early and often — like nothing else.
But who’s to say life is necessarily easier for the toddlers? That tantrum in the produce aisle of the supermarket can tax their nerves, too. And trying to get them to share as if the fate of the world depended on it? It’s enough to drive anyone under 4 to drink.
Here’s one toddler who thinks about beer maybe a little too often:
image-3003 1 of 10But who's counting?
image-3008 2 of 10Always has been, always will be.
image-3013 3 of 10I say "High", you say "Low".
You say "Why?"
And I say "I don't know".
image-3004 4 of 10Go ahead and pass that glass over here and we'll get this contest started.
image-3005 5 of 10How does it feel
To be on your own?
image-3006 6 of 10Or one bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
image-3007 7 of 10Or is that sharing thing a one-way street?
image-3009 8 of 10Nice. Real nice.
image-3011 9 of 10Don't think I'm not going to take this out on you at bedtime.
image-3010 10 of 10Bottoms up.
Photo credit: Meredith Carroll
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