This Week in the Toddler Times of Huckleberry Holbrook

Hey guys! So, this week I've been REAL busy. Mostly I've been doing a lot of getting-into-stuff-I-don't-need-to-be-getting-into. It's the coolest! Here, I am getting into my friend Harper's shoe drawer. I mean, it was her idea!

You like my cool hat? Yeah, Mom makes me wear it. It's not even that cold in the apartment, Mom!

This is my new tent! It is SO COOL. Mom put it up in hopes that I would be distracted by it and stop messing with the Christmas tree so much. Yeah, I'm on to her. But, have you been inside a tent like this? Oh man, it's my favorite thing!

Every day after my afternoon nap Mom bundles me up and we go for long walks so she can do all her errands. Usually I wear a giant stroller sock. Yeah, it's pretty cozy. But sometimes I get so hot in it! And I have to kick it off! And then it gets run over by the stroller! And then Mom says a swear word real soft, like she thinks I can't hear it? So when the stroller sock is getting washed Mom bundles me up in this blue blanket. Do you think I look like a grandma? I'm secure enough in my manhood that I don't mind.

The other day Mom made me a smoothie. YOU GUYS SMOOTHIES ARE AMAZING.

So let's talk for a minute about this Santa business. Do you see the look on my face? Do you think I am impressed with this person? GUYS, I'M NOT GOING FOR IT.

Christmas trees though, okay, I'm cool with Christmas trees. And this one is really, really big! Soo big! It belongs to some feller named Rock? I don't know, I'm fuzzy on the details.

This is my Dad. I really love my Dad. I'm getting real good at giving kisses, too. See? Mom asks for one ALL the time. I love to give Mom kisses, but it's just that usually I'm real busy pulling all her books off the bookshelf? Timing, Mom. You know?

Do you know what is real sweet? Watching the Christmas lights glow from inside my tent.

Know what else is real sweet? BATH TIME. I love bath time! I like to get as messy as possible during dinner time so that I HAVE to have a bath after. I'm talking macaronis IN MY HAIR. Always seals the deal. Mom's not on to me yet, it's a super sneaky trick. Yeah, you can use it if you want. Works every time!

Anyway, life's pretty awesome when you're a thirteen-month-and-three-week-old VERY BIG BOY. Isn't it?