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Remember those old Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck if… series?  In the back of my head for months I have been coming up with my own You know you have a toddler if… series.

In the past couple days I have wrote most of them down, but I also enlisted my twitter followers, as well as Facebook likers to put together a great list.  While I tried to focus on making just 8, I think eventually I may have to make it into a series of posts!

I would love for some of the readers here to also chime in with their own you know you have a toddler if’s!

 


  • 1- You have ever asked yourself is that poop or chocolate? 1 of 8
    1- You have ever asked yourself is that poop or chocolate?
    You know you have a toddler if you have ever asked yourself, is that poop or chocolate... and then do the sniff lick test...
  • 2- You have more crumbs on your floor or backseat than snacks in your cabinet 2 of 8
    2- You have more crumbs on your floor or backseat than snacks in your cabinet
    You know you have a toddler if you have more crumbs on your floor or backseat than snacks in your cabinet... No matter how much you sweep or vacuum in a day!
    -Thanks to Joanne on Facebook
  • 3- You repeat the same 5 phrases all day long! 3 of 8
    3- You repeat the same 5 phrases all day long!
    You know you have a toddler if you repeat the same 5 phrases all day long! NO! Don't do that! Leave your sister alone! Don't put that in your mouth! Keep your clothes on!
  • 4- You use toddler terms in real life situations 4 of 8
    4- You use toddler terms in real life situations
    You know you have a toddler if you use toddler terms in real life situations... You know that business meeting last week when you blurted out "Use your words" to a co-worker...
    -Thanks to @Conflictedmeany on Twitter
  • 5- You reach into your purse to grab something and come out with a hand full of cereal, a happy meal toy, and a sippy cup! 5 of 8
    5- You reach into your purse to grab something and come out with a hand full of cereal, a happy meal toy, and a sippy cup!
    You know you have a toddler if you reach into your purse to grab something and come out with a hand full of cereal, a happy meal toy, and a sippy cup! You know you have been there!
    -Thanks to @lybliss on Twitter
  • 6- You know that puddle in the hallway you just stepped in was pee… even before investigating further 6 of 8
    6- You know that puddle in the hallway you just stepped in was pee... even before investigating further
    You know you have a toddler if you know that puddle in the hallway you just stepped in was pee... even before investigating further.
  • 7- You roll over into hidden sharp plastic toys in your bed at midnight 7 of 8
    7- You roll over into hidden sharp plastic toys in your bed at midnight
    You know you have a toddler if you roll over onto sharp plastic toys in your bed all hours of the night. The best hiding place is under that unmade comforter!
    -Thanks to Heather on Facebook
  • 8- You know the names of all the characters on Fresh Beat Band 8 of 8
    8- You know the names of all the characters on Fresh Beat Band
    You know you have a toddler if you know all the names of the characters on the Fresh Beat Band... and also the lyrics to their songs... and GASP! When they replaced one a couple weeks ago!

 

Photo credit:

Crumbs: Flickr.com/kiwanja
Business Meeting: Flickr.com/baltic development forum
Purse: Flickr.com/jessicafm
Bed: Flickr.com/Lboogiepeace
Fresh Beats: TVChannelFree.com

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