10 of the Weirdest/Unsexiest “Sexy” Costumes You’ve Ever Seen

Sesame Street is so many things to me, but “sexy” – well, that’s just not something I’ve ever associated with Bert & Ernie. But then again, I have also never been turned on by Puff the Magic Dragon or my hamburger. Maybe I’m the weird one? Beetlejuice on the other hand…

So without further adieu, please enjoy laughing/sighing/cringing for humanity with the 10 Weirdest/Unsexiest “Sexy” Halloween Costumes You’ve Ever Seen.


  • Bert 1 of 10
    You better believe there's also an Ernie.
    Spotted at Yandy.
  • Hamburger 2 of 10
    So much greasy, juicy goodness.
    Spotted at Polyvore.
  • Marvin the Martian 3 of 10
    Marvin the Martian
    This is why Marvin was never meant to be sexy.
    Find out more at Costume Discounters.
  • Chucky 4 of 10
    The costume description reads, "This horrifying costume will give everyone a chill at your Next Halloween party!" Couldn't have put it better myself.
    Find out more at Costume Discounters.
  • CSI Costume 5 of 10
    CSI Costume
    DIY version: Wrap yourself in tape. So sexy.
    Find out more at Costume Discounter.
  • Puff the Magic Dragon 6 of 10
    Puff the Magic Dragon
    So innocent, right?
    Check it out at Costume Discounters.
  • Sponge Bob Square Pants 7 of 10
    Sponge Bob Square Pants
    Lovin' the belt tie.
    Check it out at Halloween 31.
  • Ronald McDonald 8 of 10
    Ronald McDonald
    Here's a very happy meal.
    Find out more at My Party Shirt.
  • Sassy Pinocchio 9 of 10
    Sassy Pinocchio
    You better believe that nose on a stick is included.
    Check it out at Costume Craze.
  • Beetlejuice 10 of 10
    This really could be an amazing costume, but something about the faux collar and manic hair just doesn't seem right.
    Find out more at Costume Discounters.

Jaime Morrison Curtis is author of the bestselling book Prudent Advice: Lessons for My Baby Daughter (A Life List for Every Woman), follow up fill-in journal My Prudent Advice, and founding co-editor at Prudent Baby, the premier DIY destination for crafty moms seeking ways to make their lives even more stylish and beautiful.

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